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  • Christian Armbruester


Our 10 fearless predictions for 2024, to be taken with a huge grain of salt and meant for entertainment purposes only:

  1. Neither Trump nor Biden will win the US presidency. Let’s face it, no one really wants to see a rematch of two people that make Marmite seem non-divisive.

  2. US stocks will underperform the rest of the world. Just kidding, but even a broken watch is right twice a day.

  3. Liverpool will win the Premier League and the Cowboys will win the Superbowl, because life really is that good.

  4. Chinese stocks have seen their lows, because it can’t possibly get any worse.

  5. The second seasons of the Rings of Power and House of the Dragon will be better than the first, because they kind of have to be.

  6. Gold will not stay above 2000, because we have been there, done that, and it never breaks out.

  7. There will be no UK elections. Quite simply, things are too bad to expect anything other than for the Tories to hang on for as long as they can.

  8. We have seen the highs in Nvidia. There is only so much hype that can keep pushing a stock that is trading on more than twenty times sales.

  9. Bitcoin and Ethereum will make new highs. With the launch of physical ETF’s, Blackrock and Fidelity are in it to win it.

  10. Boris Johnson will appear on Dancing on Ice. If it worked for Nigel in the jungle, then why not put your skates on to make Brexit work.

Merry Christmas everyone and a Happy New Year!


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